Name: Jon Nicolas Myette

Birthday: 11-4-87

Height: 5`7

Eye Color: Hazel, but interchangable

Favorite Bands: Icy Demons, Against Me!, Sorcerors of Gorlak

Favorite TV Shows: Boobah

Favorite Movies: Vertigo

Favorite Books: the Da Vinci Code

Hobbies: Snowboarding, chaining myself to the wall while recieving beatings

Favorite DEK song?: I Hate DEK

Favorite Word Starting With "W": Weiner

If you were in a gang, what would your super-cool gang name be?: The Shit gang.. and our bandanas would be brown

Do you think Twizzlers taste like plastic?: yes

If someone gave you $49 dollars, would you drink a teaspoon of Windex®?: probably.. its only a teaspoon

Where were your parents born?: Bellingham and somewhere in Eastern WA I think

Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?: I dunno, but my head was quite large

What would you considered your highest-ranking geek-cred?: I've gotten every single item and beaten every possible challenge in the Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy 7 FUCK YA

How many items do you still own that say "Joy" on them?: 47

What's your favorite infomercial?: oxy clean