Name: Bret Dylan Chernoff

Birthday: February 2nd, 1994

Height: 5'4

Eye Color: Brown

Favorite Bands: TSOL, the Damned, the Adolescents, Icy Demons, Beatles, Middle Class, Skulls, Bob Marley, B&H, Anti-Flag, Dickies, Tool, Joykiller, Cirlce Jerks, old Vandals, A Flock Of Seagulls

Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, Seinfeld, Rugrats

Favorite Movies: Scarface, Lord of the Rings, Alice In Wonderland

Favorite Books: the Halo Novels PASHAH!!!! and of course spider man comic books....gotta be spider man comic books

Hobbies: scratching my nose...picking my butt....err, picking my nose, and scratching my butt...wait, no, HALO 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite DEK song?: i enjoy playing all of them. but if aliens threatened to blow up the world and it all came down to me answering this question, i would say code blue....actually thats not one of our songs...sick in my head...thats unofficially one of our songs....ok, i actually like this one song from our new stuff, but from the old stuff i like zombie hordes i guess

Favorite Word Starting With "W": wombats

If you were in a gang, what would your super-cool gang name be?: hehe...i'd go with DEATH SPAWN!!!! RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Do you think Twizzlers taste like plastic?: of course

If someone gave you $49 dollars, would you drink a teaspoon of Windex®?: you would pay me to do it?!!!??!! hot damn i'll get some money next time then!!! ohhh hhh wait....umm yeah sure.

Where were your parents born?: new york, and maryland

Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?: i dont remember, i was a baby. that was like 6 years ago

What would you considered your highest-ranking geek-cred?: the fact that i boast about my stats in halo 2 and other assorted games to people at school who don't know who i am.

How many items do you still own that say "Joy" on them?: 13

What's your favorite infomercial?: the bullet proof vest one